If I Were in Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the world

I’d cancel cold,

Freezing wind,

Hopeless nights, and also

Low self-esteem.

 

If I were in charge of the world

There’d be bright beaches around every corner,

More generous souls wandering the Earth, and

Happiness radiating from everyone’s smiles.

 

If I were in charge of the world

You wouldn’t have stalkers,

You wouldn’t have pedophiles,

You wouldn’t have murderers,

Or “If you don’t believe in my god you don’t deserve to live.”

You wouldn’t even have any conflict dealing with religion.

 

If I were in charge of the world

A steak with a side of seafood

Would be a vegetable.

All races and genders would be treated the same.

And a person who sometimes forgot to do their chores

And sometimes forgot to be kind to annoying individuals

Would still be allowed to be

In charge of the world.